The Empire of Confed Syndicates of Freistaat Eisenstadt is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Council of Eisenstadt with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.532 billion Eisenstaedters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Festung Eisenstadt. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freistaat Eisenstadtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion Eisenschillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,048 Eisenschillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Freistaat Eisenstadt has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the FEBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freistaat Eisenstadt's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is constitutional secularism.

Freistaat Eisenstadt is ranked 276,346^th in the world and 10,619^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,201.73 Standard Monetary Units.